Fuck BoB!

No matter what happens on the trail or in the cabin... Whether you crash your truck and trailer or blow your engine... If you call home to your wife, and her boyfriend answers... Or you're standing in the middle of the trail in minus 40 weather with one hand on your hip, and the starter handle--removed from the rope--in your other hand... If your sled's up a tree or over a cliff...

Remember one thing: Fuck BoB! It's the answer. It's the solution. It's the stress reliever. It's the reaction. Even if you have nothing else to say... Fuck-BoB!!!

F-BoB…The Beginning

In the beginning there was a man, and the man was named Bob, and he believed that Polaris was the BEST so he bought a shiny new one. Bob polished, cuddled and kissed his shiny new Polaris every day just waiting for the big snows in the U.P. ...and the snows came.

So Bob, and several of his buddies ventured North for some great snowmobiling. But when they got there, one Polaris would not run properly and Bob understood, as it was a grandfather Polaris (and Bob didn't care because it wasn't his).

Now it came about that in "da great white Nort dare-hey, dey plow da snow daily creatin' dem LARGE mounds of snow just made for jumping!" Bob and his buddies all played in the powder and jumped with glee while video taping--all except one--the one with the dead grandfather Polaris.

So Bob, with goodwill in his heart, lent his shiny new Polaris to this rider with instructions to ride in the powder so he too could be video taped having the fun. Meanwhile, Bob went to load the trailer while this rider rode the shiny new Polaris, but little did Bob realize this rider was devious. After riding in the powder he jumped Bob's shiny new Polaris, lost control and broke the shiny Polaris's windshield.

This caused Bob much distress and later in the cabin he put the rider on a chair while video taping told the rider to say out-loud and on tape 'that he would never, never ever, ever, ever, touch Bob's Polaris again.' And while this was being drilled into the rider it could be heard by someone in the background in an off-hand & annoyed manner, "AHH FUCK BOB!"

Thus became the legend: If anything goes wrong it is a "FUCK BOB." Use it-you'll feel better.

 

 

 

 

 

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