Pull Over--I've Gotta Take A Piss!

Joey is one of those guys who drinks a 12-pack and pees a quarter barrel. If you ever want to take a nice, time consuming ride with lots of stops...Joey's your partner! What's the "H.B." you ask? Hamster Bladder is the nickname that says it all.

Joe is Jeff's nephew (Joe met Jeff's neice at a family gathering and she is now his wife. Yes Joey--TECHNICALLY 18 is the legal age--whatever makes you sleep better at night...) Both Joe & Jeff joined the group back in 2000. Back then, the man had it made since he was recently blessed with being single again and was transferred to the U.P. Let's put it this way: He had a house on a lake, he was one of the 150 people in the area who actually had a great career up there AND it was an excellent snow winter.

Joey is a true Polaris man. What does he love about his Classic? We're glad you asked...

Joey's Polaris would never run smack-dab into a tree like his then-girlfriend's Ski-Doo 500 did. That darn highly-powered Ski-Doo seemed to have a tree-magnet device that evening. Well, since 500 Ski-Doo cc's is too much power for Joey, he decided to go with a Polaris 600. A side note: thank god they were dating at that point and she was working on a ring...he got through the "honey, about your snowmobile" conversation pretty un-scathed...

Now, the 600 is totally awesome! You know how good it is? It can even be run over/into with a car or truck and still run!! The M-10 is so great on it that you don't even have to bolt the suspension to the chasis!! The engine runs so fine that if you're short on cash, just filler-up with Diet Pepsi and you're good to go! It also has trail braking capabilities...no need to stay ON the trails...just head off on any missed turn and there you go... And we almost forgot... Joey's Classic also has the Polaris-exclusive, hole-digging technology (see photo above). As H.B. puts it: I've got 13.5 inches and I'm going to use it!

...Ok, enough teasing... What Joey H.B. McCormack really brings to the table is ENERGY!! Every snowmobile group needs a guy like Joey. Of course, we'd all have more energy if we too, had electric start and reverse!

The good thing is that even with all this ribbing and even though Joey is now a F.I.B. sentenced to Peoria, Joey is still way-committed to the sport. Oh wait... Strike that... Joey not only has a new wife but he has a brand new ebay ad with all of his stuff for sale on it!

Oh, how the mighty do fall. At least on the bright side, Joey will be renting Ski-Doo's this year.

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Joey 04-05

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News Flashes!

Joey's broken wrist from a 2004 ditch-banging / off trail excursion is fully healed and forgotten about. The only thing he remembers is that trees are best when driven AROUND, not when driven into.

Joey has sold the farm! Now that he's relocated to St. Louis, he liquidated! All he has left is a 2-up aluminum trailer (which is located in Oshkosh) and it is for sale too.

Baby On The Way: You know, you would think a guy would do some pre-planning before getting nasty with the wife...but no. Joey's first child is due the week of the S.F.H. 2005 Ride in February. Nice planning dude.

Switch Hitter/Batting For The Other Team: Joey plans on joining us for at least one trip this year. And sorry Team Polaris--he's renting a REV. Probably one more leaving the flock and never coming back...

 

 

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